15 January 2008
Not Now, I’m Bloated - Cute Gifts for Girls
Posted by MC Spicy under: Cute Stuff For Girls .
What you are looking at above is one of our favorite favs. Hopefully, you are not too bloated too enjoy this funny graphic slogan. It’s available on tons of products and we plant a tree with the purchase of any of them. So, you are actually helping the planet while you are telling the world to back off.
We love the look on the face of the model in the pic. She just looks so indifferent while she is twirling her hair. You’ve never seen a picture like this mixed with a slogan about being bloated. You know it! That’s what makes picture so hot and unique.
There is one confusing aspect to this feminine art work however. It doesn’t distinguish exactly what you are too bloated for.
It says: “Not now, I’m Bloated” but it doesn’t make clear what you are saying “not now” to.
Well, here is a quick breakdown depending on which girls product you acquire.
1. Clock - you are too bloated to give him the time of day.
2. Large Cup - you are too bloated to talk over coffee.
3. The Fluffy Pillow - you are too uncomfortable to sleep next to another.
4. The Eco Friendly Tote Bag - You are too bloated and uncomfortable to use paper or plastic.
In fact, you don’t even want to hear the question: “do you prefer paper or plastic.” One time, I was too bloated to be bloated. I’m not sure what that means, but it’s true. Hopefully, one day guys will get bloated to too. Maybe someone will invent a pill that they can take in order to sympathize with us. Until then, they’ll just have to go to an all you can eat buffet and get bloated that way.
It’s like a wimpy version of uncomfortable water retention. Personally, I retain so much water that they built an aquarium in my stomach. I don’t even know who “they” are but it was painful.
Now my tummy hurts because it’s filled with Sea Monkeys. At least they are adorable. And my favorite thing about the sea monkeys is the fact that they support my dreams of selling extra cute gifts for girls.
