You’ll be glad that you did. Even if you don’t buy anything, we still might become bff’s.
I just wanted to get that out of the way and give out my number first.
I didn’t want to put it at the end just in case you didn’t make it to the end.
Ya dig?
So, what are these t-shirts? How are they different than other funny tee shirts? All good questions. We are the first company to print over the edge comedy onto eco-chic garments for ladies. So, you get the guilty pleasure of wearing an offensive shirt without offending mother earth.
That’s because we plant a tree with every purchase of these mother suckers. If you’ve never felt bamboo fabric then you are missing out. It’s super soft and mushy. You’ll love the way that it clings to your body. They come in white and eggplant. They are very versatile and look great alone or as part of a layered look.
We just opened up a store on Zazzle. As with all of our cute stuff, we plant a tree with every purchase. We’ve planted over 400 trees already and still going strong. But, we need more customers so that we can plant more trees ( and afford our rent). If you are a fan of eco friendly and eco chic canvas tote bags then this is where you need to go. I’m not one to brag, but we truly make the coolest tote bags on the planet. In fact, we make the coolest tote bags on EVERY planet. We have totes that deal with guys, drugs, shopping, fun, sparkles, rainbows, glitter and love. Check it out. You won’t be let down. Even if you don’t buy anything, you’re still gonna laugh and show this to your friends. Clickity click your heels over here to check out these cute and funny tote bags for girls.
We plant a tree with the purchase of each one of these cute tote bags. It’s the perfect gift for a smoking hot girl. Now put that in your pipe and smoke it.
This handy dandy little canvas tote is soft and loves to go shopping. It loves when you stuff it full of groceries and compliment it on it’s cute design.
But don’t compliment it too much. Sometimes this tote gets a little conceited. Don’t worry. This eco friendly tote is usually very down to earth. That means that this planet friendly tote is really down to eco. I’m not sure what that meant either, but you’ll definitely enjoy this bag.
When was the last time you bought yourself something that’s eco chic?
We just opened up several stores on various corners throughout the web. You’ll notice that throughout these sites, we have picked and chosen which printed gifts to make. We had a lot more options than the ones that you see. A lot of the stuff was a little too close to chinatown quality. By the way, I love chinatown (shout out to Mott Street, NYC). We were just embarrassed to bring it to you. So, here are some of the various things that we’ve been up to. We are planting a tree with the purchase of anything from any one of these stores. Let us know what you think. Love it or hate, we just love the feedback. Leave a comment. But, just remember……the customer isn’t always right. You heard me. What if 2 customers have opposite views? How could both customers be right? How could the customer always be right if 2 opposites are both customers? Sorry, that I went off on a tangent. I’m going to eat an apple. Go here here or aqui if you want to see cute stuff.
Ok, this Glass Nail File Set isn’t as bad as it looks in the picture. It doesn’t look this “cartoony.” We are just slightly unskilled graphic designers. But the product kicks ass!! We’ll be uploading a pic of it soon. But they look really cute. They look as real as the ones with the dog. He’s cute by the way. Yorkshire Terriers are up in this bitch yo!! And you know what son?? There are certain types of people that most people have in their lives. 1 is an alcoholic. The other is a girly girl. This is the perfect gift for her.
What you are looking at above is one of our favorite favs. Hopefully, you are not too bloated too enjoy this funny graphic slogan. It’s available on tons of products and we plant a tree with the purchase of any of them. So, you are actually helping the planet while you are telling the world to back off.
We love the look on the face of the model in the pic. She just looks so indifferent while she is twirling her hair. You’ve never seen a picture like this mixed with a slogan about being bloated. You know it! That’s what makes picture so hot and unique.
There is one confusing aspect to this feminine art work however. It doesn’t distinguish exactly what you are too bloated for.
It says: “Not now, I’m Bloated” but it doesn’t make clear what you are saying “not now” to.
Well, here is a quick breakdown depending on which girls product you acquire.
1. Clock - you are too bloated to give him the time of day.
2. Large Cup - you are too bloated to talk over coffee.
3. The Fluffy Pillow - you are too uncomfortable to sleep next to another.
4. The Eco Friendly Tote Bag - You are too bloated and uncomfortable to use paper or plastic.
In fact, you don’t even want to hear the question: “do you prefer paper or plastic.” One time, I was too bloated to be bloated. I’m not sure what that means, but it’s true. Hopefully, one day guys will get bloated to too. Maybe someone will invent a pill that they can take in order to sympathize with us. Until then, they’ll just have to go to an all you can eat buffet and get bloated that way.
It’s like a wimpy version of uncomfortable water retention. Personally, I retain so much water that they built an aquarium in my stomach. I don’t even know who “they” are but it was painful.
Now my tummy hurts because it’s filled with Sea Monkeys. At least they are adorable. And my favorite thing about the sea monkeys is the fact that they support my dreams of selling extra cute gifts for girls.
You probably think that you’ve seen dumber commercials. However, you are dead wrong. Did you notice the fact that we never mentioned the t-shirts or other cute gifts once? Did you also notice that we never mentioned the name of our website? The only thing that we got right was the amazing singing. We found this guy in a bar in Slovakia. We told him that we’d buy him a drink if he’d sing us a song. When we told him that we’d also give him $100, he told us that could levitate. Not the fake magician type, the real deal. After he was done levitating, we made him sing. He sang his heart out. Afterwards, we told him that he would be appearing in a commercial supporting cute stuff for girls. When he heard this, he became very happy and started to cry. He was indifferent to the product itself. What made him cry was the fact that we vow to plant a tree with the purchase of every cute gift you buy. He didn’t care about the gifts because he already had one………. his angelic singing voice.
I always thought that cafepress sucked. But, I was ignorant when I felt that way. I really didn’t know what it was about. I hear that the good / evil folks over at spicycupcakes.com just launched a vintage store at cafepress. I heard this information from a reliable source. Actually, I read it on the front page of my own website. That was Rather Creative Huh? Anyway, they are selling tons of stuff. At first, they started out just selling shirts. Now, they sell Funny Mugs, Cool Clocks, Eco Friendly Tote Bags, And Cute Keepsake Boxes. They are a little expensive but it’s totally worth it!! Plus, they vow to plant a tree with the purchase of ANY ITEM!!! And, I know that they are serious about it. They talk about it a lot all over their site. Anyway, have a good night!!
This is the coolest keepsake box ever. It’s made out of 100% pure awesome and black wood. It really enjoys long walks on the beach. But first you have to purchase it. That’s the catch. We can ship these to you but you have to buy them first. We used to just lend them to people. But, then people grew too attached and never sent them back. That’s why I’m keeping my keepsake boxes until you send me some gwap. Sorry, I didn’t mean to get gangsta on you. I really just wanted to shake you up. I feel bad that it’s made out of wood though. That’s why we’re planting a tree with the purchase of each of these cute keepsake boxes.
This is the perfect place to hide all of your rings and 420. It’s a super cute wood keepsake. It’s elegant yet funny at the same time. When I opened mine a rainbow flew out. It was fun for a while. Then it started hurting when gold coins started hitting me in the neck and face. It felt like I got a 24 kt gold facial that day. I’m not saying that yours will definitely come with a rainbow, but it might. You never know what mysteries hide inside of this elegant keepsake box, and we promise to plant a tree with any purchase of all our dazzling and stupid products : )
